Hi-hi! I'm starting the story-ALREADY! All I can tell you is it's a story about the Teen Titans.
It's a fanfiction,
so I don't own anything but this idea, and it's only for fans
. And if you hate Control Freak (unlike me,) don't read.
It was a normal, boring day at Titans Tower. Cyborg and Beast Boy were facing off in what they swore was the last level they would play (just like the last 4.) Robin was on his laptop, adding another post to the "I Hate Slade" site he had founded.(MUAHAHAHA!!!) Raven was reading some crusty novel (BWAHAHA!) Starfire, like always, was worrying about Robin's health. (He skips five meals a day. NYAHEEHEEHEE!) Pretty much everyone was waiting for some recurring villian to spontaneously arrive and get his butt handed to him. And of course, he did. (OOOH, I'm getting goosebumps, narf.)
Suddenly, the TV started flashing and produced Control Freak, in all his obese grossness. "Hello, Titans!" he yelled. "Control Freak!" "Yes Robin, I don't think anyone could possibly forget me." "Trust me, we all want to."
Raven murmured. "Oooo, smart mouth. You won't be talking so smart when--" Control Freak-O_o- dropped his remote. And a button was pressed.
How did ya like it? I've already got the story down, so sorry-- I can't take suggestions. But running gag and other suggestions will be greatly appreciated-- my humor sounds like an insecure person trying to get a laugh. And I sort of am insecure. (Yeah right.)